F uck this I’m already sad why do I botherrrrr 😔
Is there a New Girl fandom and if so, where do I sign up?
sweet dreams are made of bees, who am i to diss a bee, travel the world with the seven bees, everybodys looking for……….bees
That look! He wanted to kiss her so bad, but wanted to respect her wishes of what she said.
Waking up and finding you’ve lost a follower on your fanfiction is a great way to start the day :)))))))))))) just getting progressively discouraged as time goes on
Wtf if the midwife is gonna shout at me for screaming during labour then I’m definitely never having kids
Lets play a game called ‘I thought I was straight but then zooey deschanel’
I KNOW I ALREADY REBLOGGED THIS BUT OHMYGOD MOW THAT IS ALL I SEE
WAHT THE FCUK
epidurals look painful I am never ever evER having kids
So what do we think is gonna happen in the Season 3 finale?
Nick and Jess move into 4C?
Ferguson moves into 4C?
Schmidt’s dad randomly shows up and moves into 4C with Ferguson?
Nick decides he DOES want to be a lawyer?
Winston tries to complete another puzzle and sings about it?
Coach steals Bertie away from Winston and they run off and get married?
Cece has a scene for longer than 5 minutes?
Will Schmidt be wearing a different shirt or that same old black and white checkered shirt he always seems to wear?
Winston murders them all and feeds their remains to furguson to cover his tracks. The two take off to New York, replace David Letterman and become the new hosts of Late Night with Winnie and Furguson. He wins Emmies upon Emmies and ten years into his success, his crime is discovered and he is exiled to Mexico, where he learns fluent Spanish and gets involved with a gang who he frequently plays poker with in the cells. He loses Furguson in a game and the gang takes off, running away with Furguson. Winston hunts them down, retrieves the cat and builds a home for himself out of their flesh and bone.
BOOM. *drops mic and struts out*