imagine if one day jesus and his disciples were eating bread and wine and shit and jesus didn’t even use a fork and peter was just like “dude were you born in a barn”
and jesus just
ONE OF MY ALL-TIME FAVORITE TUMBLR POSTS.
"The advice I gave you back then; use your head, be rational, don’t let your heart lead you, use your brain. That allowed you to survive, and it held true. But I have another piece of advice for you."
WHY THE FUCK DO I DO THIS TO MYSELF I’VE HAD TWO WEEKS TO DO ALL THIS HORSE SHIT HOMEWORK AND I LEAVE IT ALL UNTIL THE DAY BEFORE I GO BACK: an autobiography
happy easter everyone ive had this joke in my queue since january
check the obituaries
you know she dead